how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize