You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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