It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You have to summon your inner elephant
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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