I should be sponsored by Trojan
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again