So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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