Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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