I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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