At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
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i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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