I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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