I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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