He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
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seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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