my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
they need to just BURY HIM!
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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