Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
It's shark week go big or go home
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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