I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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