After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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