ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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