i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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