Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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