Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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