I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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