Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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