I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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