it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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