My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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