The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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