Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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