my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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