he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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