Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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I just blew my weed a kiss
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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