There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
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Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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