chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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