Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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