Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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