I'm gonna have a badass scar
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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