he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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