i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Operation Purity has been aborted
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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