therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.