Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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