i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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