Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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