Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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