i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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