therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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