That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I texted him: βCome over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.β
My divorce is turning into a porn script
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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