so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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