He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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