Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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