Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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