I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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