Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Randomize
