I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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