So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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