I'm gonna have a badass scar
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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