if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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