Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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